Welcome to the only place
You can go to tonight, yeah yeah yeah
Well, I said welcome to the only place
Well I’m not sure if it serves you right
Cause where else could your glass be filled until the wee hour
of twelve?
Well, we know you’re young and out for fun
But the girls here, they talk to themselves
Not everyone here is good for a beer
But it goes down better shoulder by shoulder
So rise from your chair and fall down the stairs
You may feel old
Well, they’re all older
So welcome to the only place
Happy to serve you tonight.